DECREES OF THE GREAT SQUIDDY
- THOU SHALT NOT CONSUME CALAMARI
- THOU SHALT NOT SIN (SINNING IS BAD)
- THOU SHALT BE COOL TO EACH OTHER
- THOU SHALT NOT CRITIZE THOU NEIGHBOR'S MUSIC TASTE
- THOU SHALT NOT BE A CRIMINAL (THAT'S NOT COOL MAN!)
- THOU SHALT KEEP THOU RECORDS CLEAN
- THOU SHALT REWIND THOU'S CASSETTE TAPES
